Vinegar Valentines Notice Board!
Friday, February 6th, 2009
Let down by love? Never fear, the Vinegar Valentines Notice Board is here! The most vinegary note will be sent a Vinegar Valentines Basket!
The Vinegar Valentines Basket will be filled with lemons, a voodoo doll, USB whack a mole, bitter chocolate , ‘Keep Out’ sign and of course a bottle of vinegar!
Here’s a few Vinegar Valentines to get you inspired:
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Hey, lover boy, the place for you,
Is home upon the shelf,
Cause the only one who’d kiss you,
Is a jackass like yourself!
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Oh how’d you get so beautiful,
Your beauty makes me numb,
But when I start to talk to you,
You’re beautiful yes, but dumb!
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You’re old and grey and past your youth,
Yet the girls all call you honey,
Wake up old boy and face the truth,
It’s not you, it’s just your money!
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